I doth whip mine hair to the aft and to the fore.
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Woe unto us! for it is a mutator rather than a constructor.

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Woe unto us! for it is a mutator rather than a constructor.

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Groxx
15 days ago
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And thus mankind was cursed
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Slingshots

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In my reboot, Dennis the Menace was just trying to send Mr. Wilson a nice comet, but accidentally wiped out his dinosaur garden.
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gordol
40 days ago
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Once we colonize the solar system, expect people to start using gravitational slingshots as a sport.
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jeremyarc7
40 days ago
They did in The Expanse series. Belters would slingshot themselves out past Neptune and livestream the endurance trip there and back.
gordol
40 days ago
@jeremyarc7 Yep. One used it to slingshot into the Ring at too high a velocity to disastrous result.
Groxx
40 days ago
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Could easily fit into Calvin and Hobbes though
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https://sarahcandersen.com/post/760703958615457792

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Groxx
40 days ago
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*pans to the left*

*neighbor has Christmas stuff out already*
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Earth/Venus Venn Diagram

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Actually, the fact that Mars is still orbiting safely over here means that it was technically an *Euler* apocalypse, not a Venn one.
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Groxx
222 days ago
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Don't forget the Earth-shattering kaboom!
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jlvanderzwan
218 days ago
Instantly read it in the appropriate voice, hah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9wmWZbr_wQ
Screwtape
222 days ago
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Well, there's Venn, and there's Us.

https://sarahcandersen.com/post/740682035583156224

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Groxx
261 days ago
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Also indoor cat: glared at the toaster. It hasn't made noise all day. Huge success.
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