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Linear Sort
Wednesday December 18th, 2024 at 9:36 AM

xkcd.com
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The best case is O(n), and the worst case is that someone checks why.
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jlvanderzwan
19 days ago
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This joke was funnier 13 years ago when some anonymous weirdo invented "sleepsort"

https://web.archive.org/web/20151231221001/http://bl0ckeduser.github.io/sleepsort/sleep_sort_trimmed.html
macr0t0r
19 days ago
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Well...if you want determinate time...
bcs
19 days ago
while true: pass
Groxx
19 days ago
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It's good to let your computer rest occasionally, to avoid burnout
Silicon Valley, CA
GaryBIshop
19 days ago
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I love it that it is Python!
edquartett2
19 days ago
It's not Python 😉 "length()" is just "len()" and functions begin with "def"
alt_text_bot
20 days ago
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The best case is O(n), and the worst case is that someone checks why.

Probabilistic Uncertainty
Monday November 4th, 2024 at 10:37 PM

xkcd.com
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"One popular strategy is to enter an emotional spiral. Could that be the right approach? We contacted several researchers who are experts in emotional spirals to ask them, but none of them were in a state to speak with us."
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Covarr
62 days ago
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Make yourself a plate of wings. Decide after the outcome whether they were comfort wings or celebratory wings.
East Helena, MT
roblatham
63 days ago
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I feel like this is related to current events in a way I can't quite figure out...
Groxx
63 days ago
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The Wagner Principle proves that every chance is 50/50: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lalvQQoFvBA
Silicon Valley, CA

Woe unto us! for it is a mutator rather than a constructor.
Sunday September 29th, 2024 at 11:33 PM

King James Programming
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Woe unto us! for it is a mutator rather than a constructor.

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Groxx
99 days ago
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And thus mankind was cursed
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Slingshots
Wednesday September 4th, 2024 at 11:31 PM

xkcd.com
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In my reboot, Dennis the Menace was just trying to send Mr. Wilson a nice comet, but accidentally wiped out his dinosaur garden.
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gordol
123 days ago
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Once we colonize the solar system, expect people to start using gravitational slingshots as a sport.
Earth
jeremyarc7
123 days ago
They did in The Expanse series. Belters would slingshot themselves out past Neptune and livestream the endurance trip there and back.
gordol
123 days ago
@jeremyarc7 Yep. One used it to slingshot into the Ring at too high a velocity to disastrous result.
Groxx
124 days ago
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Could easily fit into Calvin and Hobbes though
Silicon Valley, CA

https://sarahcandersen.com/post/760703958615457792
Wednesday September 4th, 2024 at 8:46 PM

Sarah's Scribbles
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Groxx
124 days ago
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*pans to the left*

*neighbor has Christmas stuff out already*
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Earth/Venus Venn Diagram
Thursday March 7th, 2024 at 12:36 AM

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Actually, the fact that Mars is still orbiting safely over here means that it was technically an *Euler* apocalypse, not a Venn one.
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Groxx
306 days ago
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Don't forget the Earth-shattering kaboom!
Silicon Valley, CA
jlvanderzwan
301 days ago
Instantly read it in the appropriate voice, hah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9wmWZbr_wQ
Screwtape
306 days ago
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Well, there's Venn, and there's Us.
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